20 things more terrifying than a new civil war in Lebanon
20- hipsters (in general)
19- The dinosaurs in the government and Parliament that do not seem to be dying anytime soon
18- the state of Lebanese newspapers
17- The discreet disappearance of sidewalks in Beirut
16- AUB cats
15-Dany’s alley in Hamra
14- The tazer guns and dogs that Solidere bodyguards have in downtown (for their defense though, they seem to have turned tazers into toys and dogs into spoiled animals, as far as i have noticed)
13- the Lebanese universitieS
12-the price of everything you like to buy or thought that you could once afford.
11- the president of Beirut’s municipality (this one is ro3ob total)
10- Lebanese men who are always in need of an audience to talk about themselves, their theories, their accomplishments in life and their (always) revolutionary politics
09- defining political action as having a strong opinion about everything, and expressing that opinion on facebook and twitter everyday.
08- the “new generation” and their “Lebanese memes”
07- the Lebanese Labor Union
06-the shitty situation of workers in Sukleen and migrant workers in Lebanon (redundant)
05- the amount of women I know who have done plastic surgery
04- The amount of women I know who have been sexually abused (redundant)
03- the old old man who sits opposite from main gate asking you if you need a shoe shine
02- the amount of activism and activists in Lebanon, correlated with the absence of any form of social change.
01- the suicide of Zahed zogheib, and his father before him